Anesthetize

edwardspoonhands:

Oh….My God…

doctorwho:

From Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. S01E19: "The Only Light in the Darkness" which aired on Tuesday April 22nd. 

theasigma:

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

Nothing is wrong with this.

theasigma:

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

Nothing is wrong with this.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

tastefullyoffensive:

[aa0x]

th3newage:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

They completely avoid Australia like it’s plagued.

librarysleevefacing:

"Cool and Hot Sax" pretty much says it all.

librarysleevefacing:

"Cool and Hot Sax" pretty much says it all.

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]