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May 31

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valiantchild:

grease: telling teenagers to change completely for the one they love since 1978

omg THANK YOU. Sometimes I feel like it’s only me who has a problem with the end of this movie. ugh.

Really couldn’t agree more. When that ending came out I just stopped and said “no”.

brunobooty:

jasonofsuburbia:

tamralewallen:

brogod:

Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.

this is so awesome

so much yes

Omg

(via the-miscellany)

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

mishas-world:

twoturnsleft:

in-my-mind-palace:

cantwearhats:

heysammy:

WEEPING ANGEL,
YOU ARE DRUNK.

Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.

People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr

Those comments.

(via commodore-sparklebutt)

When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

mikaelson-forbes:

Little kids waiting in line.

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’

Me

‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

(Source: un-viaje-de-hongos, via lilacneko)

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theatlantic:

A Summer Reading List, By R.L. Stine, Judy Blume, and Other Y.A. Icons

A seasonal gift (or burden) of our youth is the old summer reading list, those books we were supposed to “get ahead” on while ostensibly on vacation for three joyous months. Sometimes we loved the list, sometimes we hated it, and we read it with varying levels of dedication depending on that. But what if you could have picked those books yourself: What would you have chosen? As a companion to our primer on how to identify the perfect beach read, we asked some of our favorite Y.A. book authors (Judy Blume! R.L. Stine!) for the titles that would have been on their ideal summer reading lists—from middle-grade to Y.A. to adult—and why.

R.L. STINE, author of the Goosebumps and Fear Streetseries (among others) and an upcoming novel for adults titledRed Rain, told The Atlantic Wire, ”I would recommend a wonderful, scary Ray Bradbury novel that has always been one of my favorites—Something Wicked This Way Comes.” Stine adds, “I would also recommend The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. A bit difficult but accessible enough to Y.A. readers and worth it for the amazing imagination and droll humor and unforgettable characters.”

Read more at The Atlantic Wire. [Image: Ed Yourdan/Flickr]

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